Dear Internet It Me Avery Avery Fowler 20 Trilogy Book 1 edition by Jennifer Ammoscato Literature Fiction eBooks
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"Oh, don’t judge me, people. We all do it.
Don’t try to tell me that you’ve never checked that weird mole on your thigh on WebMD. Or how to fold meringue on Epicurious. And, there’s no way that I’m the only one who clears her search history after looking up how to give a great bl— (Um, that last one’s not important.)"
When newspaper reporter Avery Fowler discovers her husband is having an affair, the online help site HowTo.com is where she turns to navigate this challenging stage of her life.
If the Internet is Avery’s information god, then HowTo.com is her Holy Grail. Its live chat option is like having a virtual life coach for the low, low price of $14.95 a month
"When I joined HowTo.com, it assigned me “Clementine” as my advisor, based on my choice of “British female” in the Preferences panel. That way, I can pretend that a Maggie Smith or Judi Dench type supplies the wisdom, tinged with a sassy touch of malt vinegar. (In reality, it’s most likely a bored, seventeen-year-old boy labouring in a New Delhi call centre.)"
Add into the mix a new boss whose managerial style calls to mind the Wicked Bitch Witch of the West—or the Anti-Christ—and the poor girl needs all the help she can get! The stakes rise and hilarity ensues as our heroine struggles to take control of her personal life and topple her boss after she learns Victoria’s guilty secret.
With Clementine (virtually) in tow, our heroine tackles such tricky situations as dating after divorce, sex once nothing points north anymore, and how to cover attempted murder scenes (despite a paralyzing fear of blood) as the new and improved Avery Fowler 2.0.
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If you've ever duct-taped the hem of your skirt, tried haemorrhoid cream under your eyes to hide the bags (because you read online it might help), or believe that chocolate should be its own food group, you'll cheer for Avery Fowler.
“Jennifer Ammoscato, where have you been all my life? …hands down my new favourite chick-lit author.” Tess Woods, Harper Collins author, Love at First Flight
“If you loved the BRIDGET JONES books, though, I think you will adore Avery!” Terry Tyler, author
“I laughed so hard I snorted.” – Samantha March, Chick Lit Plus
Dear Internet It Me Avery Avery Fowler 20 Trilogy Book 1 edition by Jennifer Ammoscato Literature Fiction eBooks
Avery relies on her howto.com advisor for everything, career, diet, household, and love advice. Her life is complicated by a new executive at the newspaper where she works, who's determined to raise revenue by going trashy and laying people off, and her husband, who leaves her for his younger secretary.As with a lot of chick lit, the heroine isn't really in control of her life, especially her diet, drinking, and spending habits, while her love interests are much more capable. Whether you see this as annoying or a way to make her more humanly flawed and accessible depends on your perspective.
There's a lot of humor, especially from her interactions with her online advisor, and the book should at least provide a few chuckles.
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Dear Internet It Me Avery Avery Fowler 20 Trilogy Book 1 edition by Jennifer Ammoscato Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Dear Internet It's Me, Avery is the first amusing book in the Avery Fowler 2.0 series written by author Jennifer Ammoscato .
certain parts are funny. a little slow but still reading.
This book was such a delightful escape from life! Avery is a woman we can all relate to. Riding along her journey was the perfect adventure. I can't wait to read the next book! Hurry, please!!!
This is the first book I've read by Jennifer Ammoscato and I really liked it. It's a good storyline with characters who are interesting. I did laugh out loud several times and smiled the rest of the time. If you're not into a trilogy, read it anyway because it can stand alone just fine. It's interesting and entertaining enough that you'll want to read the other two books, I plan on it. I recommend this romantic comedy!
I chose this book because I really wanted to laugh. There were times that I smiled or chuckled. I actually read an excerpt out loud to my husband. I looked her snarky attitude towards Ryan. I knew Raj had to go with his insecurities. The main reason I gave it 3 stars is Avery was a wiener, she went to Clementine for everything at nauseam. Instead of being portrayed as a long term wife that was lost she seemed more on the pathetic side. I am sure as Avery grows in here relationship with her confident man, she will become a more sensible woman.
A word of warning - if you have pushed out babies or if you're over the age of forty-five, get out the Depends before you read this book! Jennifer Ammoscato's hilarious story of Avery Fowler, a woman scorned in both her private and work life will have you laughing on every single page. I was banned from reading this story in bed because I kept waking up my husband with sudden outbursts of laughter. Ammoscato's writing is so brilliantly clever, sassy, relatable, sentimental, irreverent and unfiltered. Avery is a delightful heroine and as she goes from one crazy mishap to the next, she'll have you rooting for her from the first page. I actually cheered "YES!" when I saw that the end of the novel has a sneak peak of the next book in the series. Jennifer Ammoscato, where have you been all my life? Absolutely, hands down my new favourite chick-lit author.
Dear Internet It’s Me, Avery Avery Fowler 2.0 Series, Book 1 is Jennifer Ammoscato’s breakout debut novel that will leave you in stitches and with the realization that you’re either going to have to work on those Kegels or stop by the Depends aisle of your local supermarket. Because putting down Dear Internet It’s Me, Avery is simply not an option.
Smart, funny, sassy, snarky and at times irreverent, Avery Fowler is the best friend we all want (or is that just me, dear reader?).
With her life turning into a cliché… cheating husband (they always go for the younger blonde, don’t they?)… the new boss-from-hell who, if she were a cartoon, would have a balloon over her head that reads “I drown kittens and knit their skins into placemats for my dinner parties.”… a career headed in the wrong direction… Avery does the only thing a girl can do. She gets a life coach. But where does one find a life coach that is a good match for one with Avery’s unique personality (read "quirks and foibles")? The Yellow Pages? Recommendation from a friend? Noooooo….!
Avery turns to the Internet because, well… because the Internet can fix anything, right? I mean, if it’s on the Internet…. right?
Enter Clementine, Avery’s ‘life advisor’ from HowTo.Com. Clementine soon becomes, unwittingly, Avery’s partner-in-crime as Avery takes (read "ignores") much of Clementine’s advice and sets out to ‘fix’ things in her life and when things go from bad to worse…
Well, I can’t say more… that would be a spoiler.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard! I already have a reputation on the train as that crazy lady who laughs out loud for seemingly no reason and Dear Internet It’s Me, Avery had me laughing with each page turn.
Jen Lancaster and Sophie Kinsella… move over because there’s a new funny lady on the block. Her name is Jennifer Ammoscato and she is bringing it ‘live and unplugged’! Jennifer brings her characters to life with a verve and wit that you just don't see a lot of in today's rom/com - chick-lit. They are sharply drawn and all-too human, a reflection of people some of us know all too well. The dialogue is unforced and spot-on and flows seamlessly with the story. Jennifer gets high marks indeed for her skills as a storyteller.
Hmmm… I have a sudden craving for a chocolate chip muffin. Darn you, Avery! You're gonna make me fat!
Dear Internet It’s Me, Avery Avery Fowler 2.0 Series, Book 1 is a ‘can’t-put-down’ must-read that I can’t recommend highly enough. You’ll want to be careful reading it on the bus or train though, lest you miss your stop (oh, surely I am not the only person that has ever happened to. Don’t judge me, blame Avery… err, I mean Jennifer. *wink*).
“I LOVE you, Avery Fowler!”
Veronica Marie Lewis-Shaw
9 November 2015
(Writing under a large mushroom somewhere in the Pacific Northwest)
Avery relies on her howto.com advisor for everything, career, diet, household, and love advice. Her life is complicated by a new executive at the newspaper where she works, who's determined to raise revenue by going trashy and laying people off, and her husband, who leaves her for his younger secretary.
As with a lot of chick lit, the heroine isn't really in control of her life, especially her diet, drinking, and spending habits, while her love interests are much more capable. Whether you see this as annoying or a way to make her more humanly flawed and accessible depends on your perspective.
There's a lot of humor, especially from her interactions with her online advisor, and the book should at least provide a few chuckles.
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